knock on wood 

a term used by gangbangers eaning to get evil spirits away ...a superstition

OO SHIT Angel's back knock on wood

knock on wood by SHAWTY March 13, 2005

bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

bang on wood by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018

Oil On Wood 

Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.

"Oh you look like oil on wood today"

"Wow this dress on you is like oil on wood"

Oil On Wood by Szymon.P December 15, 2019

Sliding On Wood

Sliding motion a woman does on a man. The sexual act done when a man's wood is slippery from a woman's vagina.

Damn man she was "sliding on that wood".

Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you

Sliding On Wood by KingLeo15 May 3, 2021

Knock On Wood 

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

Knock On Wood by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

graining on that wood 

1.Grinding on a man
2. Sucking a dick very hard, like wood

Beyoncé's song "drunk in love"

Grainin on that wood, graining graining on that wood

graining on that wood by Mr. SexYmAn January 28, 2014

green on the wood 

CASH ON DEMAND, put the money on the table, no B.S., etc.

"Green on the wood makes the deal look good."

green on the wood by Paulzzy March 30, 2010