wet wonker
It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.
wet wonker by KingDaddyDMAC26 August 10, 2017
Willy Wonker
The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.
Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.
Willy Wonker by Dawnstopper February 20, 2022
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A Willy Wonker
A Willy Wonker by Steve is June 22, 2008
Willy Wonker
1) Joe: "Dude, let's go see that new Willy Wonker movie on friday!"
Hector: "What?"
Joe: "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
Hector: "KK"
2) Street Slut: "Hey big boy, how bouts you show me that nice looking Willy Wonker down there?"
Hector: "What?"
Joe: "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
Hector: "KK"
2) Street Slut: "Hey big boy, how bouts you show me that nice looking Willy Wonker down there?"
Willy Wonker by interesting45 May 16, 2010
CHEESE WONKER
a "CHEESE WONKER" is a small, invisible, evil creature that make bombs out of snow and whale parts! they call them selfs eskimos so you dont think thier evil! they have pet snakes called jon without the "H" and work for the evil spork people from planet 13!
CHEESE WONKER by DAVID KAVANAGH July 16, 2008
Willy Wonker
A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.
Willy Wonker by DILDO BAGGINZ January 2, 2018