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When you slap a woman across the side of her tit, hard.
Heh, you just got wonged.
wong by scarebear86 November 7, 2007
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to smoke marijuana and drink coffee in the morning and/or early afternoon, creating a buzz that combines the high of pot with the effects of caffiene; derived from wake and bong
Peter and Eliza wonged for the better part of the day, listening to music, playing chess and eventually ordering fish tacos.
wong by ELP111 December 12, 2008
The concatenation of "woman" and "pong". The effect a male suitor or partner experiences while waiting for a woman to get ready, as she bounces from room to room - bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, closet, living room, etc. - assembling herself for an evening out. Much as the video game pong bounces a ball between to moving paddles, the effect is monotonous, boring, endless and/or frustrating.
"I got there at 7pm like we had agreed upon, but due to an hour and a half of wong, we did not leave her house until 8:30. This explains my tardiness and the stiffness of the drink currently in hand."
Wong by Brandon Peele September 26, 2007
He made the Wong cake.
Wong by Pharmville June 9, 2017
A person with great intelligence and needs a lot of respect
Oh hail to Wong, my king.
Wong by a3450 February 25, 2018
The victim of the very real Malaysian airlines flight accident
Sum ting wong ho Li fuk we to lo