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If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.

"Do you think this Marijuanna plant is going to produce anything?"


"If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."

Coalition of the willing

Personal bitches of the Bush regime. See lapdog.
Their job is basically to take it up the ass when not sucking George Dubya's cock.

I am not Willing to Smith 

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.
P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

Hot as fuck and willing to peg 

What are you willing to bet 

When you're basically certain about something.
Friend 1: We gotta find the cottage, the map says it's the only building in the area

Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there

Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?

BROalition of the Willing

A "go-to" group of your friends who are your backup in any situation; a fight, bar hopping, party crashing, studying..etc.
Like minded individuals with initiative and sharing a common goal.
Guy 1:"We're going out to the bars tonight!"
Guy 2:"Who is going with you?"
Guy 1: "I have been hitting up my boys all day and I have assembled a BROalition of the Willing to join me on this alte night excursion".