whomst'd've 

Whom'st did or have

Whomst'd've caught me in the act? I covered my tracks well enough.

whomst'd've by Komedian January 29, 2017

Whomst 

Hard to explain. Basically means "who/whom" but with an implied "like I give a fuck" at the end.

Bob: "We better get out of here before the teacher catches us."
Joe: "Whomst?"
Bob: "You're right, who gives a shit?"

Suzy: "Oh look, Jane, your ex-boyfriend's at the club as well."
Jane: "Whomst?"
Suzy: "Hell yeah, girl! To hell with him."

Whomst by Mai Ainsel December 17, 2020

whomst'd've 

A pretty good word.
But not as good as whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es.

Whomst'd've.

whomst'd've by Butternubbs Lardo November 20, 2017

Whoompty 

A large, nicely shaped butt.

Yo peep honey over there in the red; she got a whoompty!

Whoompty by yii510 November 12, 2011

Whoobaey 

A way to express excitement.

When used as a verb the word, Whoobd, It means something that was supposed to be exciting, but you messed it up.

Dude, I'm going on a date with a really hot girl. WHOOBAEYYY!!!!

Crap, I farted at dinner. I whoobd it.

Whoobaey by whoobaey July 27, 2014

whomst'd've's'nd 

An example used to confuse a Grammer Nazi

Person: The trap is set, but who's tricking who?
Grammer-Nazi: It's actually whom. It's who's tricking whom.
Person: Whomst'd've's'nd do you think you are?
Grammer-Nazi: ...

whomst'd've's'nd by Komedian January 29, 2017

whoms’t

a posh way (often used in memes) of saying “who was” or “who wasn’t”.

whoms’t stole my casserole buns?

whoms’t by whoms’t June 10, 2018