Depressed Whaling 

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

Depressed Whaling by E-Squared February 11, 2013

Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole

Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling

Sperm Whaling by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016

Arctic Whaling

When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis

My boyfriends tried arctic whaling last night, he didn't realize how much blood was involved

Arctic Whaling by schmebalydook August 12, 2019

whaling 

Whereas sharking involves picking on one group of people to try and get with, whaling just involves opening ones mouth and letting anyone (or anything) go in.

#1: Mate, he gave up sharking ages ago he just opened his mouth and let that fat chick come on in.
#2: That's what whaling is for!

whaling by the.personator June 12, 2010

White Whaling

A sexual act wherein a large female is first of all "beached" by pushing her onto the floor and then subsequently is either pissed on (AKA Yellow whaling). More commonly the male finds a suitable orifice to fill with semen and strikes the female in such a way that the semen is ejected resembling a "blowhole".

Yo Mon, that bird last night sucked my pipe then I engaged in white whaling with her!!! rofl

White Whaling by jamboco September 28, 2011

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To brag or gloat about ones self.

Mike: I've gotten 100% on every test I've ever taken.
Jeff: Oh, get over yourself and stop whaling it!

whaling by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008

Whaling Out 

The process by which someone binges, on entirely unhealthy food groups, to a level befitting that of the largest mammal on earth.

'Sweet Holy, your whaling out today!'
'Fancy whaling out?'

Whaling Out by NickSavesWhales May 13, 2009