Cocaine, or some sweetened cake or confection which has been "cut" by diluting it with powdered cocaine. A Canadian delicacy named in honour of former Olympic snowboarder and international fugitive Ryan Wedding.

Of course the marriage didn't last; the only memorable part of the entire relation was the wedding reception, at which the stoner best man thought that it would be clever to serve Ryan Wedding Cake to all of the assembled guests. Fortunately the local detox clinic was offering a two-for-one special that weekend.

Ryan Wedding Cake by bitchuck February 10, 2026

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