wanking pit

British army slang for a bed.

Get out of them fucking wanking pits!

wanking pit by Geoff O'Neill January 30, 2005

wanking glove 

A girl so skinny that when fucking her from behind it's easier to grab her by the waist with one hand and finish yourself off by using her as a wanking mitt.

She's a little fitty isn't she.

Nah, look how skinny she is, she's a proper wanking glove.

wanking glove by JonnyLondon June 5, 2014

Wanking

to grip your hand around your penis and pull up and down ... to cause an ejaculation

ha ... y sick minded person ... ud like to know wouldnt u!

Wanking by duuuude April 13, 2004

binge wanking 

When one wank just isn't enough. To be considered a binge wanker one must bash the bishop multiple times in a short space of time. A true binge wankathon would last through the night until sunrise, not many have enough juice in the tank for this one.

Gary "Have you seen the state of Goffy today?"
Andy "Yeah he must have been binge wanking all night"
Gary "The fucking binge wanking mong"

binge wanking by Mers1 October 13, 2008

Trench Wanking 

'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.

"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

Trench Wanking by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012

albacore wanking

When you have a wank over Jessica Alba. Albacore porn is considered the hottest type of porn

Dude, yesterday I had some hardcore albacore wanking.

albacore wanking by Ovat February 23, 2008

Wanking Chariot 

Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.

I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.

Wanking Chariot by Endie July 18, 2006