wanking

when u tickle ur pickle

"Nathan loves wanking.

by P!ckle T!ckler August 28, 2022

Wanking

The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.

we should go wanking to an epic beat.

by Alien Lmaos September 29, 2010

wanking

1- the act of spanking the monkey

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)

by pax September 15, 2003

wanking

a word unlike any other word, one with meaning not of pervertedness but yet meaning that of nothing. Stands for anything at all and the true meaning can only be assumed yet never spoken.

Joe-Hey!
BoB-What you up to?
Joe-Just wanking it.
BoB-WTF?
Joe-Chillax

by Jelthi April 30, 2007

wanking

hitting a bong, or masturbating

hey mc shuljr wanna come wanking with my bong?

by peckerpenispants February 26, 2011

wanking

Discussing an unimportant, obscure issue for a long time

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012

wanking

self-indulgent pontificating or arguing, full of sound and fury but generally signifying (and accomplishing) nothing

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012