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waiting Kate 

formerly known as Kate Middleton, currently - Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge. She waited long enough.
That lucky *itch waiting Kate is now married to the price of England.
waiting Kate by Reddler May 27, 2011

Waiting Burger 

when mcdonalds, or any fast food place forgets about your order, and after you tell them, they compensate your lost time with an additional burger, for your wait
"Dude, i only ordered one, but since they forgot about my burger, they gave me a waiting burger too, now i have 2!!"

"Yo i thought you only ordered one"
"Yea but since i had to wait like 15 minutes the chick gave me a waiting burger too"

"Waiting Burgers created fun."

"JT stole my waiting burger"
Waiting Burger by JPdaBuhl March 25, 2009

waiting for a package 

the horrible time period of shipping to delivery when you order something online. You feel distraught and confused and normally have a panic attack thinking your item has been lost in transit.
"Oh my god dude, I've been waiting for a package since last week! I hope it isn't lost."
waiting for a package by IzzyC. January 16, 2019

Waiting Two There. 

Used to subtly alert friends close by that there is some very watchable cleavage created from two ample breast in close proximity or heading in this direction. Taken from the cricket term of "waiting ..... two there" when a ball is caressed but needs to get past the the infielders for two easy runs. "Waiting" for the ball to get past before calling two runs.
A hot chick with a massive rack walks into a bar and someone needs to alert his friends with "waiting .... (pause) ... two there." Waiting Two There.
Waiting Two There. by Falooser February 16, 2010

waiting line fiction 

Low brow, formulaic fiction novels usually only found in grocery stores and drug stores. The only time they do get noticed/purchased is when the individual is forced to wait in line for a long time.
With titles like "No Escape" and "The Final Surrender," Bob figured both novels had to be good...after standing in line for 20 minutes. He only realized what he had when he got home; the novels were both waiting line fiction.

waiting for Ricky 

The act of spending time waiting for something that will ultimately be harmful or pointless.
1. I can't stand in line for these Spearmint Rhino fund-raiser tickets any more- we're just waiting for Ricky.
2. That guy with his hands in his pocket outside of the club is totally waiting for Ricky.
3. Waiting for rain is sometimes like waiting for RIcky.
waiting for Ricky by eraera April 27, 2008