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Willing Vessel 

(wil-ing ves-uhl)
–noun

Disposed or consenting; inclined: willing to go along; cheerfully consenting or ready; done, given, borne, used, etc., with cheerful readiness to be used for holding liquids or other contents or as a tube or duct, as an artery or vein, containing or conveying urine, semen, or some other body fluid.

Primarily used to convey disbelief that one has been "cured" of homosexuality by primarily religious means.

Secondarily used to convey subtle snark in conversation with those who purport to have been "cured" of homosexuality or to have prayed the gay away.
Girl, our new Pastor is born again. He's washed clean of the homosexuality and the gay. That's right. But I hear he's a 'willing vessel' for more than just the word of the Lord, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Willing Vessel by JTB1967 January 15, 2011

love vessel 

A beautiful penis yearned by many women.
I took that chick Megan last night for a ride on my love vessel. She booked her tickets 3 months ago.
love vessel by Klitiklr March 29, 2016

Broken Vessel 

The broken Vessel is a boss in the Teach cherry game "Hollow Knight". He appears as a small black creature with a mask, as well as having a bulbous orange blob inside his broken skull.

You can find him to the far left in the Ancient Basin.
You may walk throughout the deep of the ancient Basin, but beware the Broken Vessel.
Broken Vessel by n_u_m_l_o_k December 3, 2020

Douche Vessel 

a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag
That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel

Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel

Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel

foreign vessel 

Foreign Luxurious Car. Such as a Rolls Royce or Maybach. As Gunplay describes in A$AP Rocky's Ghetto Symphony, He Refers to A$AP Rocky's Hyundai. Mainly a Pimp/Thug/Gangsta will own a Foreign Vessel. He describes a Ho giving him a quick blow and having her get the fuck out so he can leave.
Once she blow my whistle, She know it's dismissal. Spread the news: I'm official. Now hop out my foreign vessel.
foreign vessel by trillajill June 14, 2015

pop a blood vessel 

to tell someone to shut up but by popping a blood vessel instead to be more aggressive
chad: i like to make fun of plus-sized girls tiktoks ahahah
stacy: chad literally pop a blood vessel you mistake