Veggie Move

An action or decision made which is on that of a level of borderline retardation.

Person 1: Hey did you see that new meme I posted to Facebook? I liked my own post.
Person 2: Not gonna lie Nathan, that's a bit of a veggie move.

by Aksh Patel July 19, 2019

Old Veggie

A word to describe your ex, commonly used for girls, which means that he "used" her for her body then left.

It can also mean a regular basic ex. -both genders can say this but this is more of a woman's response.

Guy 1: Damn, she looks hot.
Guy 2: Nah, I wouldn't want her because she was someone's old veggie.

Girl 1: Wait, isn't he one of your old veggies?
Girl 2: Yeah, we just didn't work out because of his temper.

by Teddyaj December 28, 2016

Veggie Tales

Animated cartoon show that told old testament stories with vegetables as the characters.

Did you see that episode of Veggie Tales with a tomatoe names Moses?

by emmccarty December 23, 2007

Veggie Dick

When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.

He really needs to shave his pubic hair. He has a major veggie dick!

by The White Wonder June 26, 2013

Veggie

Like a furry, but for plants

Now that you told me how to fuck plants I think I’m a veggie!

by The One and Only Danky March 10, 2020

veggie

a vegetarian person.

Dammit, man- I was going to have a barbeque but all my friends went veggie.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

veggie sex

Any sexual activity that doesn't involve the insertion of a penis into any orifice. So, hand job, cunnilingus, toys, etc. Could be male-male, or male-female. As noted elsewhere, female-female sex is by definition veggie sex.

He couldn't get it up last night but we still had a fun couple hours of veggie sex.

by weak thought October 22, 2010