Old Man Ulysses 

Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!

Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!

Old Man Ulysses by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Ulysses 

Getting home (at all, or anytime soon)

A reference to a translated Odyssey by Homer, the character Odysseus is translated to Ulysses. In the story, it took something like 10 years for the man to get home to his wife and dog from the Trojan war (In the Iliad). He had all kinds of adventures along the way, from the sirens to calypso.

In the Franz Ferdinand album, Tonight, the first song is titled Ulysses. In the song the man is singing about how bored he is at night and calls up his friends to get high and have a good time. In the video, while he is on the payfone there is a sticker on the phone that reads 'Am I Ulysses?' (Am I getting home tonight? Or at all for that matter...)

If you are Ulysses, you'll get home. If you aren't you won't.

"Am I Ulysses? Am I Ulysses?" "No, but you are now boy"

"Oh then suddenly you know, you're never going home.... You're not Ulysses"

Ulysses by The New Afro-Scottish Gentry, February 26, 2010

Ulisses 

A sexy kid who most people call Grant and very smart everyone would smash. Very handsome has a friend named jakub and Abner and Has a HUUGE DICK that could smash you

Ulisses will go to The xorner to ejaculate

Ulisses by Zodiac Grant December 3, 2018

ulysses salamander 

a weird kid who is a fortnite try hard and they have no friends

Ulysses salamander "i have crippling depression "

ulysses salamander by qasxcvghjuhgfdsasdcfvghj December 17, 2018

Ulysses 

An impossibly dense, difficult, and meandering novel written by James Joyce that all English Literature majors claim to enjoy, but secretly despise. The best part is the ending, when you know you don't have to read another page of metaphors, allusions, and vague references that lead nowhere.

Some guy: "Fellow literature student, did you like 'Ulysses' by James Joyce?"

Some other guy: "Sure did! Each and every new paragraph was a window into a new and exciting literary expedition!"

*Meanwhile, God kills a baby kitten for the above student's lies*

Ulysses by A.J. Miller March 3, 2008

Ulyssia

Form of Ulysses. Greek in origin meaning "walker". Pronounced (yoo LISS ee ah)

Ulyssia has arrived.

Ulyssia by Ulyssia January 20, 2009

ulisse 

Ulisse is nice a leader and very good in school his relatives are Italian but he is born in America

Ulisse is a good person

ulisse by pro time January 11, 2021