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International Two-Face Day 

A day, celebrated on February 2nd, where we remember the anniversary of two-face robbing the second national bank of all its two dollar bills.
Person 1: Hey you know what day it is today?
Person 2: No
Person 1: International Two-Face Day!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna go get two coins to celebrate!
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Johnny Two-Face 

often dances with Lysol and attends the Pow-Wows.
"I don't know Johnny Two-Face who dances with Lysol"
Johnny Two-Face by Matt Sturbate October 31, 2004

Joker two face 

Joker two face και στην άλλη ζωή γαμω το σπίτι (joker two face and in the other life fuck the house)
Joker two face by Niggα cαt October 30, 2019

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

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two-faced bitch 

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.
I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

Korean two-faced 

A beautiful Korean woman with a big smile who looks you straight in the face. When you walk away she talks bad about you and the smile turns to a smirk.
Theresa is Korean two-faced, she has such a great smile when you talk to her. Only because she will have something to say when you walk away.
Korean two-faced by Dr. Blackjack September 6, 2013