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Trolleydollyfucked

When you try to time your visit to the toilet on an airplane not to get in a jam with the trolley dollys only to realise that no tight fucker wants tea or coffee and the dollys are mid-aisle so you look like an asshole whilst waiting behind the trolley dollys !! Most people will blush and retreat , however on occasion you will see an arrogant asshole who thinks they are socially higher especially on really cheap flights . These are the best fun to watch as they huff and roll their eyes up to the sky and tutt . Do NOT take your eyes off them ....
Jane : " I would have flown a different airline first class but it didnt suit my hectic schedule"
Penny : " of Course one would "
Jane: One must go and empty ones bladder ,
Penny " careful! They are serving tea and coffee to the peasants at the back , one must time this as not to get TROLLEYDOLLYFUCKED!!
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trolley woggle 

sandwiches (in some states if the U.S)
I ate a peanut butter and jelly trolley woggle yesterday.

twi-trolled 

When someone inserts a reference to the series Twilight where there need not be a reference made. Similar to a rickroll.
Mary: "My new nail polish is so sparkly!"
Sam: "Yeah, your fingers look just like Edward Cullen's body!"
Mary: "...."
Sam: "YOU JUST GOT TWI-TROLLED!"
twi-trolled by Captain Pixie July 20, 2010

Trollwned 

When a common internet troll gets overtaken or owned by someone else, usually by another troll, sometimes even by "Cannibal Trolls".
Troll: I fucking hate Niggers and Jews! Fuck Israel!

Other person: Shut the fuck up, I'm Jewish!

Troll: You mad, Jew?

Other person: Mad? Nahh, I just laughed because of those pictures of Madonna you have posted up as your channel background.

Troll: Hey dude chill, I'm a huge Madonna fan.

Other person: She's a fake wrinkly slut who lost her hotness after 1995. You tellin' me that you're a fan of that dyke?

Troll: Fuck you! Go eat a dick you asshole!

Other person: You mad?

>>>TROLLWNED<<<
Trollwned by jamesisdabomb December 31, 2010

Trolled My Fandom 

When a television, literature, movie, or anime/manga series goes so far off the rails that it's almost as if the creator is trolling internet fansites, hungry for ideas.

Se also Jump The Shark
Magnificent Bastardo just killed his trusted lackey for failing him in a game of hop-skotch? Corporal FlameHappy has a soft spot for kittens? The hero's mother was a SHEEP!?

Damn you! *Authors Name* has Trolled My Fandom!

Shopping Trolley

A shopping trolley is a trolley in which you put your shopping in. Usually found dumped in canals, or with a hobo sleeping in it, they are great transportation tools. Most supermarkets are suffering from jacked shopping trolleys and have introduced newer shopping trolleys which get jacked too.
"Dude, let's go to Tesco and jack the trolleys."

Trolleymong 

The guy at sainsbury's in the borough
Look at that fucking trolleymong hes not all there lads wheyyyyyy!(Get a load of this kid)