toddlerection 

The erection of a young boy who has yet to enter puberty. Not sexual in nature, and completely normal.

Little Jack's mom was worried when she spotted his toddlerection when giving him a bath, but after she researched on the web she realized it was completely normal.

toddlerection by W00glin December 16, 2008

Beer Toddler

(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.

Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.

Beer Toddler by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Toddler Style

Toddler Style is a form of partying where two scenerios have to happen in order to be offical.

1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.

2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.

Dave: Did you see Jayson he is partying toddler style.

Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.

Toddler Style by Toddler Style March 11, 2009

toddlerist 

And child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.

"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."

toddlerist by jshsahm July 30, 2012

Sweeney Toddler 

–Noun
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.

See pain in the ass.

-Hey, did you see that kid over there?

-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?

-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.

-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.

Sweeney Toddler by Acephalism February 25, 2011

food toddler 

When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.

I ate way too much all you can eat sushi, you can see my food toddler!

food toddler by Olliefur🐱 June 15, 2016

toddlers and tiaras

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.

Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?

toddlers and tiaras by lilmisstomlinson23 April 11, 2013