Skip to main content
Originally the name of an Olympic class ocean liner built and launched in 1912 (And sinking in the same year on it's maiden voyage) Titanic usually refers to when a situation is degrading rapidly with the girl you're chatting up and your chances of "getting in" are dropping fast.

A Titanic situation can be avoided with proper preparation of resources such as deodorant and in some cases, basic knowledge of the individual.
Guy one to his mate guy two: "Shit that was horrible, that went down faster than the titanic" Two: "What happened? Did you let her go jack?"
Titanic by The 11th Doctor July 21, 2016
When two men interact in a sexual manner. Specifically, one man stands in front of the other. His intimate companion stands behind, penis inserted inside the other's anus, one arm around his lover's chest and his other hand holding the other's manhood. The man in front stands with his arms spread wide, akin to Rose from Titanic. This move may be accompanied by a well known Celine Dion track, although this is optional.
Bailey and Dan said they were straight, but apparently they did a Titanic at the pub the other night.
Titanic by DanteRhodesWatts May 24, 2017
A shit so big that when you first look at it you assume it can't be flushed, despite your doubts you attempt to flush it with great success.
Mike: "Man I was so sure that shit wasn't goin' down, then it was gone in one flush!"

Jamal: Dats a titanic yo!
Titanic by Maddymw October 16, 2008
when you take a shit so big it doesnt fit in the toilet. nhalf of it is in the water and half of it is sticking out of the water.
titanic by benny December 1, 2004
Something HUGE, EPIC, WIN!, AWESOME, POWERFUL, GREAT, COOL. etc etc.
OMG, The Scheffxp on ustream is TITANIC!
TITANIC by Rayvencure June 21, 2009
When you're in a deep pile of shit that you can't get out
Dang, I'm in a titanic right now because I have a shit ton of homework!
Titanic by ThatGuyDownTheStreet March 24, 2014