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Meal Ticket Beggars 

A person who expects others to pay for their meals on a date/meeting simply because of their gender or existence
Just because I am a woman, a man is obligated to pay for my meal.

Just because you were the one who did the asking out (even that I would refuse if I wasn't interested in you also but I don't have the guts to do the asking out myself) you have to pay for my meal.

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shit tickets 

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
shit tickets by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003

Golden Ticket Wheels 

Longboard/Skateboard wheels with one (1) gold wheel in the set.
Golden Ticket Wheels by Golden029 December 28, 2014

Four Ticket Energy 

He walked in the club with four ticket energy.
Four Ticket Energy by oliguacamole September 3, 2021

pink ticket 

To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.

Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.

In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.

Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).

The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."

"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
pink ticket by Costas Mantratzis January 3, 2009

tinder roulette 

Playing tinder in such a way that you say 'Yes' to everyone that pops onto your screen. Most likely played while extremely drunk or high on an array of substances.
Ah man, I played tinder roulette all last night .. Now I have endless notifications.
tinder roulette by Master Angler August 15, 2014

poo tickets 

Mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet
poo tickets by Richard10001 September 23, 2007