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Tile Giant 

A person who thinks she or he's really something. A person who likes to show off. A person who believes she or he's bigger/better/cooler than the people around him/her. A delusion that you're much more powerful and influential than you really are. Also: overestimation of one's own capabilities.

Invented in Brixton, London, in February 2010. Expression taken from the name of an actual shop, i.e. Tile Giant, 140-142 Brixton Hill, London, SW2 1 RS, UK.
He thinks he's in charge of everything, I guess he thinks he's a tile giant!

He tells everyone (who doesn't want to know) how great his tricks are. He's a proper tile giant!

She thinks she can fly off that roof. Now she's a real tile giant!
Tile Giant by avril14th December 23, 2010
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Tile cross academy

Half the school lesbians full of wannabe badmans only on job person from there is Hamza Sn
I'm getting mange moved to tile Cross academy
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tile polisher by NotMexican702 July 28, 2017

tile grass 

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.
I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!
tile grass by ChadNads October 14, 2007

Tile Hill Bush Trimmer

A crazy middle class lady who spends her weekends trimming her overgrown bush.
“ey’ up pal, I’m glad our lass did a Tile Hill Bush Trimmer last weekend

Tile Foyer 

Person 1: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't know, I've got a tile foyer."
Tile Foyer by Angel-eek January 13, 2009

tile taco 

a pussy that is completely shaven
I messaged her tile taco until it was soaked!
tile taco by Grimfour April 26, 2006