tiger woods 

His real name is eldrick!

Haha now we know y he had soo much time to practice his swing when he was a kid!!!

tiger woods by cartman5000 July 29, 2004

Tiger Woods 

Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.

A golf player who often gets wood.

"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"

Tiger Woods by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 6, 2010

Tiger Woods 

a highball cocktail. Hennessy mixed with ginger ale. Clearly, heavier on the hennessy than the ginger ale. Served on the rocks in a collins glass or a tall tumbler.

Bartender: DAMN, you look beat up.

Rick: Yeah, my wife... Gimme a Tiger Woods.

Bartender: That has Hennessy. That's top shelf. It will be expensive.

Rick: No big deal, broLALA - I got the KOBE special at ZALES. I got money left overzzzz

Tiger Woods by MACK 10 THE KNIFE December 20, 2009

tiger woods 

the flat out man. best athlete we have possible ever seen. tiger continues to break records year after year (many of them his own). arguably the best golfer ever. currently has 12 major victories, 6 shy of Jack Nicklaus's 18 which is the most all time. leaps and bounds beyond his competition. he has 53 tounament wins on the pga tour at age 30. and oh sorry that he doesn't smile more on the course, he's actually in whats called the zone, and has a quite possibly the highest concentration level of any human being. in 2000, 2001 he won all four majors in a row, a feat only comparable to the great Bobby Jones grand slam. since it wasn't in a calender year its not considered a grand slam by some. The Tiger slam is what it has been called. Tiger said "hey i have all four trophies on my mantle at home"

There is always someone better at golf than you unless your name is Tiger Woods.

tiger woods by butter2 September 5, 2006

tiger woods 

While endeavoring in the act of anal intercourse, right before ejaculation pull out and proceed to insert the handle of a golf club into her anus. Then you bust your nut on her ass cheeks while screaming "FORE!"

Dude I gave your sister a Tiger Woods last night, and you might want to buy a new putter.

tiger woods by schlogden February 18, 2008

Tiger Woods 

Diet Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan Lime

Hey bartender Give me that Tiger Woods Drank

Tiger Woods by Mason City December 20, 2009

Tiger Woods 

A mixture of 50% tea and 50% kool-aid. Similar to an Arnold Palmer.

I had some fried chicken and a Tiger Woods at Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n Waffles.

Tiger Woods by J. Crimeny August 28, 2008