Stern Thomson 

When an uncircumcised man who is making love to a loose bowelled woman pulls out shortly before climaxing and pinches his foreskin closed in order to catch the jism. Upon releasing the foreskin, the resulting sight resembles a cream filled, chocolate covered eclair.

She said the eclair gave her diarrhea, so I did a Stern Thomson to remind her how good it tasted.

Stern Thomson by Totally Toly October 11, 2011

cameron thomson 

A really hot guy -Dharmoo

Wow cameron thomson is really hot!
Woah, that guy is like cameron thomson

cameron thomson by Dharmoo June 11, 2016

Full Thomson 

To reach an unfathomable state of inebriation.

Fuck man I can't believe I went full Thomson last night!

Full Thomson by Jezzer McGee February 22, 2019

Tang Thomson

The act of ejaculating directly into a human mouth, immediately followed by a generous squirt of orange flavoured liquid Tang concentrate or a scoop of powdered Tang drink mix, in order to enhance ejaculate flavour and aid in swallowing.

Origin: Tom Thomson Lake, Algonquin Park, Ontario, Canada

Did you guys share a tent last night? Nice! What’s all that orange stuff? Did you give her/him a Tang Thomson?

Tang Thomson by Tang Thomson September 30, 2019

Hayden thomson 

Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes and eat 67 pancakes a day

Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes

Hayden thomson by Hayden thomson October 18, 2020

Krystal Thomson

A girl who is fun to be with and funny as hell. This particular gal has the sexiest lips and hottest body. You'll find yourself smiling just looking at her.

I saw krystal Thomson yesterday and I'm still smiling. There's just somthing about her laugh that makes me want more.

Krystal Thomson by schiesl April 1, 2010

Joshua Thomson 

A Joshua Thomson is always a bad person, although loved by those around them. Their charming looks is their only admirable quality.

I saw Joshua Thomson the other day. He was so rude, but I fell in love with him.

Joshua Thomson by Asecretadmirer January 10, 2020