Thompson Machine Cunt 

A sexual roleplay in which a man shaves his head and wears a nazi armband and the woman holds a Thompson drum magazine in her mouth. During climax, the woman must squirt at the nazi 30 times in a row to complete her roleplay as a Thompson Machine Cunt.

Hey babe wanna try roleplay? I was thinking either doctor, or Thompson Machine Cunt.

Thompson Machine Cunt by D4DD1E September 5, 2017

Thompson high school 

Thompson high school is a shitty ass school in Alabaster Alabama. They made a fucking billion dollar school and can't afford good WiFi for shit. They also have stupid ass "Go Guardian" on the chromebooks that don't let us be on YouTube, take away school WiFi, THEN assign you EdPuzzles on YouTube. The teachers here hate kids and they admit to it, and one of the sub we have most common THROWS objects at students and the school is aware of this and continues to allow her there. All the little basic girls go smoke in the bathroom, fight and say the N-word and all the other girls complain about boys all day and the guys skip, smoke, and purposely make the teacher mad and mess with them trying to be funny. There's teachers here who yell and cuss nonstop and students here fuck and masturbate all the fucking time and it's annoying as shit. All your shit here will get stolen too and the boys bathroom is ripped apart and ruined.

Yo my shit got stolen from Thompson high school

Thompson high school by Ripbozo!Lbozo March 30, 2022

Thompson Splatter 

The act of shooting explosive diarrhea onto your partner, thus creating a splattering effect. A mutual Fecal Japan.

The day after a night of drinking and rough sex, Larry performed a full-body Thompson Splatter on his girlfriend.

Thompson Splatter by Larry Thompson July 18, 2003

Thompson's Water Sealer 

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

Thompson's Water Sealer by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Thompson Gunner 

1) Take an empty 20 oz. bottle of soda (preferably Mountain Dew)
2) Poke a hole in the bottom smaller than the size of your thumb
3) Cover the hole, bitch.
4) Fill bottle with beer. To the top. Bitch.
5) Put foil on open top. Poke holes in it with a fork.
6) Put a hit of weed on foil. Or more.
7) Shotgun the beer while someone lights the weed
8) Take the hit after draining beer.
9) Enjoy it. Bitch.
10) Repeat 1-9

Dude A: Oh my god, I just had 2 Thompson Gunners.
Dude B: You must be fuckeddd up
Dude A: Yeah, my hand won't stay still and I see demons.
Dude B: Thank god for Trev Thompson, UChicago

Thompson Gunner by DJKuni January 15, 2010

Thompson Pham 

A famous gay porn actor who has been in the movie thompson's lil wang featuring Chuck Norris Analdrew reynolds Bryan Pregnant.

When i grow up i wanna be a thompson pham.

Thompson Pham by Lolerr April 10, 2008

Thompson Tube

A phallic everyday object that is being used as a sex toy and is accidentally left out in a suggestive location not usually associated with the object (ie. carrot at bedside, banana in bathroom)

If spotted, the owner usually makes up some wild but lucid excuse as for why it is resting there, as he has had to explain himself before.

Others knowingly call these Thompson Tubes.

"Why is there a frozen corn dog hiding amongst his Girls Gone Wild DVDs?"

"Must be a Thompson Tube."

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Thompson Tube by BurnThatBridge October 1, 2009