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the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger 

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car
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the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

shaking the yoghurt 

Pleasuring oneself
Q. Where's Jay?
A. Jokingly. Probably hiding shaking the yoghurt!

shaking the yoghurt 

I can see Jay is off somewhere shaking the yoghurt as usual then.

toe in the yoghurt 

When you mess something up or stuck your Willy where it didn’t belong
I gone done stuck my toe in the yoghurt again