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The Main and the champagne

The Main and the champagne

verb. to hurry

Use when time is short i.e. to a fuck buddy who likes to hang around
Fuckbuddy: I'm on my way now, can I stay the night babe?
You: I've got things to do, only got time for the main and the champagne

Sally: Did you hear what happened to Jeanette on the weekend?
Sharon: I don't have time for another of your marathon stories Sally, just give me the main and the champagne

The campaign trail discord server 

Discord server filled with crazy characters. Some are based some aren't.

the campaign

During the beginning of a romantic relationship, both partners put forth due dilligence to continually express their best qualities in hopes of securing their partner's love, thus allowing the campaign to end.

The campaign is also considered officially over when one or both individuals:

a. fart in front of the other
b. begin to 'let themself go'
c. reveal the heinous aspects of their character that up to this point have been painstakingly masked and concealed
d. admit to be currently suffering from rupadupalus
Although dates with Colette during "the campaign" had been sweet, Clay secretly feared that one day his secret would come to light and she would discover the massive pile of semen-soaked rags under his bed which had sat there long enough to develop a conciousness and whispered threats to him when he was alone.
the campaign by John Pressley June 27, 2008

hill the champion 

An epic guy greater than you. You are powerless against him. Also known as Hill
Guy 1:Hill the champion is epic!
Guy 2: Ye, he undefeatable!
hill the champion by Hill meme boi December 22, 2019

The Camper 

While fucking your girlfriend from behind, you jam a marshmallow in her ass and yell "You want S'more bitch?!"
My girlfriend was complaining her ass was sticky from me giving her the camper last night.