shook the sugar water 

Receiving a handjob in an obscure yet discreet location, particularly behind a bar.

I heard that Brenda shook the sugar water out of Matthew the other night at the pub while he was bartending!

shook the sugar water by Exemplxfy January 7, 2025

The Sloppy Sugarman

When your fuckin your english teacher from behind and right before you ejaculate inside of her, you yell "I am BEOWULF" and then smack her in the face with ur vocab book.

"Damn, last night my student did The Sloppy Sugarman to me...He's definetly passing my class now. It was the wildest thing Ive done."

The Sloppy Sugarman by Rick Jamesson September 15, 2011

The NS "suggestions and ideas" forum 

The spawn of all bad suggestions. If this represented a volcano it would be Mount Doom. (although the only flames you'll see are from the forum-goers)

This forum makes people fear for the future of humanity.

the Suggestions and Ideas forum itself was supposed to be a hub for good suggestions. Now we need a seperate topic to wade through the garbage.
Ness-Earthbound

The NS "suggestions and ideas" forum by Supernorn2000 September 9, 2003

The Dolmio Suggestive Grin 

The act of licking spilled pasta sauce off an object in such a way that ensures all females in the immediate area are overwhelmed with feelings of uncontrollable sexual desire for said individual. The Dolmio suggestive grin tells any potential lady friend that you are not afraid to put anything in your mouth that leaves a spaghetti sauce like mess on your face, ensuring you'll be there for her for more than 3 weeks out of every month.

After accidentally spilling Napoli sauce on his phone while eating pasta and texting at the same time, Muska decided to lick the sauce off the screen while making eye contact with the girl at the adjacent table. Giving her the Dolmio suggestive grin instantly turned her into a horny, cock fiending nymphomaniac. He proceeded to bend her over the table and plow her mercilessly in the middle of the food court while she screamed out "Tell me you like eating red carpet!"

The Dolmio Suggestive Grin by Muska Iscool April 3, 2011

the old sugar packet 

1. To take two fingers, and firmly shove it through your friends clothes buttocks, towards the anus.

Background: In the 1920's Clevand Area, Theodore Q. Adams III, sat on a sugar packet, while naked, the packet of sugar clung to his naked butt. Later on, people would actually try to shove a sugar packet into another man's anus. Eventually, the practice of shoving the sugar packet into the anus dissappeared, and "the old sugar packet" evolved into it's current form.

Pace gave Andy the old sugar packet.

the old sugar packet by Baier June 4, 2004

Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket 

The act of putting melted sugar onto your penis and spreading it out like a meatloaf (including in the tip) and then forcing yourself upon another individual who gave consent until you ejaculate sugary goodness everywhere, emulating a rocket. This act needs be done on the sandy beaches of Brazil in full view of the Christ the Redeemer statue and in a mud hut if possible.

Kameron: Hey guys, where were you and why are you both all covered in sugar and cum?

Mihir: Daniel just gave me the Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket.

Kameron: Wicked bro, let me join next time.

Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket by Dirty What a Beast June 30, 2025

Sugar in the gas tank 

Having effeminate mannerisms or being a closeted homosexual.

Is he gay? Well, I think he has some sugar in the gas tank.

Sugar in the gas tank by beepbopboop2 May 19, 2021