Pecans on the half shell 

Term used to describe small breasts

Being a card carrying member of the ibtc I love pecans on the half shell!

Pecans on the half shell by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

putting the turtle back in its shell 

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

putting the turtle back in its shell by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

The Shelly-Lexi 

Verb- The Shelly-Lexi is a simple sexual activity. There are two participants. The first inserts his or her left fist into his or her own anus. The other participant carefully inserts both of his or her fists. The participant with both fists in the anal cavity is known to propose marriage in this position and put the ring on the finger. This is how you know when it's true love.

Dude 1: "How are you going to propose? Beach, fancy dinner, what man?"

Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"

Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"

The Shelly-Lexi by lexiNshelly September 12, 2011

The Selleck 

When an unshaven man gives a woman stubble burn after perfroming cunnilingus.

Joe needs to shave. He keeps giving me a Selleck, and it burns when I pee!

The Selleck by Vegas & B-Daws June 18, 2004

The Sellars 

1 - noun; possibly the most boring device in human existance, tedious and confusing. Will create statements such as "yes, yes, disgruntled goat" and "this ... is the law!"

2 - noun; similar to Satan ... if he were a monotoned transexual.

1 - "Damn Lacey! That paint is about as exciting as The Sellars!"

2 - Speaks for itself: similar to satan ... if he were a monotoned transexual.

The Sellars by faithful student July 26, 2008

Shellacking the shellaleigh 

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

Shellacking the shellaleigh by David February 11, 2005

The Selleck 

When a woman makes a mustache of vaginal juices on a man's upper lip after she fingers herself.

Judy pleasured herself and then gave Scott the selleck.

The Selleck by Caseyjones February 13, 2014