Bulging the onion bag 

Common parlance among tabloid sports journalists for scoring a goal in football. Unwittingly, they are also referencing an obscure gay sex act whereby one participant stretches the other's scrotum taut across his mouth and pokes his tongue between the balls.

Rooney's having a great season, bulging the onion bag 16 times already!

Bulging the onion bag by EinZweiDie January 2, 2011

scrub the onion

To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.

I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.

scrub the onion by RandarXJ7 November 7, 2011

Kieararaa the Onion 

A high pitched alien chihuahua sounding turtle speed running giraffe looking self who doesn’t comprehend the algorithm of a toothpick and instead uses it to fight hamster midgets in the middle of a grocery store while singing let it go on the top of its toungue. No one knows whether to call it a boy or a witch, but either way will shove gummy bears up it’s ass in front of you for only 1 dollar an hour. a really extraordinary thing. They are very rare so don’t forget to snap a picture of it trying to lick its butthole and use the hashtag “omgthisthingmightbedeadlorwhateverthepenisinhermouth” and get a coupon for little ceasers. Be careful though, they could be deadly. You might think they look to stupid to be dangerous but that eye roll will get you. Be careful out there folks.

Oh no I spoted a Kieararaa the Onion. Better snap it and leave.

Kieararaa the Onion by Godsballsareinmyhands October 5, 2019

Eating the onion 

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.

ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion

Eating the onion by Final Fox March 10, 2020

giver the onion  

The wanting to have sexual relations with a female. Also, the act of penetration to the point that you might make her cry (onion).

Did you see that chick Bob, I want to giver the onion
Past tense: I gave Sherry the onion last night and I don't think she liked it as much as I did.

giver the onion by renmenfire October 19, 2007

rip the onion 

Extremely good thing, best outcome possible, a higher level of 'cool'. Comes from onion rings. When the onion rips and you get equall parts breading and onion, as opposed to when the onion does not rip, and smacks you in the face and burns.

Bob: Hey, Jim, that concert was excellent!
Jim: Yeah, it did totally rip the onion.

-also-

Guy: I just won $2 million in the lotto. That so rips the onion!!

rip the onion by mister404 September 26, 2006

Throw to the onion rings 

When you want to say "fuck that shit", you just "throw to the onion rings".

1. I don't like miley cryus, throw to the onion rings

2. I don't like justin beber because his voice look like idiot, throw to the onion rings

3. I don't like hannah montana because this is suck and that for children, throw to the onion rings

4. I don't like celebrity picture in this site, throw to onion rings that picture

5. i don't like something like negative to katie o'brien, throw to onion ring of their negative behavior

6. I don't like to find the new face look like, throw to onion ring their faces

7. I don't like that fucking hannah montana movie, throw to onion ring for that

8. Finally, I don't like when find another boyfriend again and again, throw to onion ring for that

9. One more thing, I don't like peyton manning's face, throw to onion ring

PS: I was think if i could tried something new coming, I need to pay attention. This is my pro and con what I feeling like which one is better good face and memory. Check it out

-Matthew Lee

Throw to the onion rings by PeytonManning'sFaceIdiot February 7, 2010