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Spread The Map 

Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.
Last night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour looking for ropes, so I could spread the map with her
Spread The Map by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019
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red dot on the map 

Slang. Another way of saying sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.
Two tough guys were walking around the corner. They saw a sick dude attacking a little kid. The two guys ran over and pulled off the guy from the kid. They screamed at him and said ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!! She’s a little kid! Then the cops came and arrested him. As they’re taking him away the cop said you’re going to be a red dot on the map. Wym? It’s another way of saying a sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

"You pick the map" 

The act of picking a map to play in a videogame.
However, there are some restrictions on which map.
The map may not be any of the following:
de_dust
de_dust2
awp_arena
cs_crackhouse
rocket maynor
duel
ctf_2fort
flatland
icicle mountain
bog
etc.
"you pick the map"

On The Map  

This means that a girl is so fat that she is declared to be "On The Map."
That girl's a** is a big as China!? That b**** is On The Map!
Yo She on the map

all over the map 

1. widely scattered

2. in a widely varied maner
He looked for grandpa all over the map when he ran away from the hospital.

On the map 

To get f**k'd up.
I went to that party last night. Man, I was on the map!
On the map by one900spizzle December 22, 2008

drawing the map of hawaii

same as a "pearl necklace"...when a man ejaculates on the collar bone area.