that's what the government wants you to think 

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.

Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"

that's what the government wants you to think by I is phunny June 16, 2014

the government 

A large organization which rules over a country. Usually paractices extortion and other such forms of opression.

The government took my belongings because I refused to let them steal my money.

the government by LtDevon April 20, 2006

The Glover Effect

When a black man (or woman. It happens with both.) uses negative experiences with their race to justify attraction to non-blacks and/or exclusion of their own. Stereotypes are also be used for this.

"One black girl called me an oreo in high school so I now I only date Latinas"

"I don't date black guys because I'm not interested in baby mama drama"

Black Scientists: "These poor people are suffering the (ughhh ughhh) phenomena of The Glover Effect! Only extensive therapy can save them now."

The Glover Effect by Carmen Sandi May 5, 2020

kill from the grave 

when you are killed in combat and then some how you kill an opponent once dead. most of the time it is when u throw a grenade just before dieing

ghost died but got a kill from the grave.

kill from the grave by emo network February 10, 2009

The Government 

A large organization that decides they should control everything else, and have control over life and death, while not giving a shit about you, and acts like they are working for you, when they make money no matter what, and only want money, and more, acts perfect while killing innocent people thousands of times domestically, and millions of times in other countries. Somehow you owe everything to them, makes sense when all they do is control you, rather than protect you, for the sake of industry,

We are the Government, and we must censor this definition for your

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The Government by Givl Upi March 5, 2018

The Grover Stinker 

A sexual maneuver in which the woman clasps the nutsack in her hand until the testicles turn blue. The man then inserts them into her anus, so that they are covered in poop. He pulls them out and slaps her face with them.

The Grover Stinker left my balls aching, but was totally worth it.

The Grover Stinker by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

That's what the government want you to think... 

Can be used for the answer to almost anything at all or used if you can't think of an answer.

Bob: I'm sure the colour of this carpet is a little to dark.

Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...

That's what the government want you to think... by rudym335 July 23, 2014