fake the funk 

To be fake or to not keep it real

Yo man, don't fake the funk.

fake the funk by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003

fake the funk 

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

fake the funk by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

fake the deal 

1) To front or pretend something is not true when it actually is.
2) To pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do it.

1)
Josh: "Dag playa Jenny's really being a frigid bitch to you today. I guess things didn't work out at that party last night."
Dave: "Whatever dogg. The real party last night was in her mouth, and everyone came. Then I got her in the ass last night in the back of a Volkswagen. Here watch this video."
(puts video in VCR and presses play)
1 hour later...
Josh: "Good video...that looks like a very uncomfortable place to bang a hoe. So why dat bitch gotta fake the deal?"
Dave: "I don't know man. Bitches."
Josh: "Bitches."

2)
Adam: "Hell yeah bitch I got the royal flush! I guess I'll be taking this money now."
Mike: "Shut up bitch. I didn't even get my cards yet, and neither did you. Stop faking the deal."

fake the deal by Nick D November 17, 2003

fake the deal 

1) to pretend something is true or put on a front to hide the real facts
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive

1)
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."

2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"

3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.

fake the deal by Nick D December 11, 2003

place in the world fades away 

The Encore Of Dementia, The Finale Of Everywhere At The End Of Time Or The Most Beautiful But Depressing Piece Of Music Ever Made.

Based Of Saint Luke Passion By Bach, More Specifically The Part Known As "Lass Mich Ihn Nur Noch Einmal Küssen".

Ah, The place in the world fades away Is So Good, So Melancholic!

Have You Heard Of The place in the world fades away? It's So Sad!

Oh Son, I Think My place in the world fades away.

place in the world fades away by It's Gonna Get Weird July 27, 2023

Fake the Snake 

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Pubert loved to Fake the Snake to make his lies more convincing.

Fake the Snake by MasterChiefGuy5 November 2, 2017

The Philly fake-out 

You and your accomplice head to wall-mart to get some beers. The accomplice goes inside alone and purchases a case of Dos at the electronics register. He then walks out and hands you the receipt in the car. Now the driver walks in and grabs the EXACT same thing. The driver needs to exit through the door opposite of his accomplice. If the driver is asked for his receipt he simply just pulls it out. Do not over think this; remember-> you already bought the beer.
Take note: This must be a timely process. Keep it under 10 minutes.

Me and Nick just did The Philly fake-out. Now we have twice as much beer at no extra cost!

The Philly fake-out by lemonade14 December 30, 2010