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Crown the Witch 

To ejaculate into the hair of the female that was just giving you a bj.

Also a term used to describe sneaking behind to deliver a 1 shot kill (a head shot) to the witch in the game left for dead.
This chick was really sloppy I just had to pull out and crown the witch.
Crown the Witch by pseudonomz December 18, 2010

The Triple Crown of November 

It’s like No Nut November, but better. It’s a challenge brought about by the students of a private, coeducational, college-preparatory school for grades preschool through 12 in middle Tennessee during the month of November. The “Triple” in Triple Crown stands for three challenges in itself: 1. No Nut 2. No Shave 3. No Nicotine. Keep in mind that this takes place only in November, so it is a sacred, annual ritual.
“Dude! I heard that Tracer made it through The Triple Crown of November without fail!”
“Bro! I wanna be Tracer!”

Crown The King 

To masturbate or jack off. Comes from symbolizing the penis as a head and your fist as a crown.
Men like to crown the king to pleasure themselves.
Crown The King by TheKing2 December 1, 2010

The Triple Crown 

A foot job, hand job and blow job delivered simultaneously during sex.
You don't know a girl "the one" until she gives you the Triple Crown.

Crown the pirate 

When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.
Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.

I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
Crown the pirate by Corporalcupcake November 15, 2010

The Triple Crown 

Either simultaneously or in one evening: smoking an L with L, drinking a Mick with the Mick, and F'ing F.
When I come home after finishing exams, I intend on achieving the Triple Crown.