Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

or

A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."

"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"

Sharpet the Campoo by Checken feathahs December 31, 2009

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise 

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)

Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

the campfire 

when playing guitar you dance in a circle as if there is a campfire

oh my god, that dude from chapel hill is doing the campfire again, he's so gay.

the campfire by St353 November 17, 2007

The Campaign Trail 

Fucking torture. The Discord server especially. And it's also a browser game that you can mod, so go crazy!!!

The Campaign Trail is a browser game created by Dan Bryan.

The Campaign Trail by tready1659 November 25, 2022

The Campfire

When five guys come together and frot their cocks together in a teepee campfire formation to warm each other up

"Hey John it's cold outside and we need a fifth man for the campfire!"

The Campfire by Craft_Silvers February 16, 2026

For the Campus 

When a person is for the campus, they are a person that has sex with anything and anyone on campus.

Chad: “Yo Brad did you see how Hannah was all over me last night?
Brad: “Yea she’s For the Campus.”

For the Campus by Mike Pipeslong December 12, 2019

john the camping beaver 

A beaver named John who like to go camping

John the camping beaver said hi

john the camping beaver by 💧🐄🫓🙂🧧🍓☕️🫐🧇🇬🇧😂🍦🥬😌✅🥔🪙🍒🇺🇸💩🥑🍮😋💳💜 May 18, 2021