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Technically Annoying 

When somebody corrects you with 'Technically,...' to get out of saying something stupid or insulting you, and you have to forgive them because they're right, even though it's extrememly annoying of them.

Technically annoying people usually know in the first place that you're going to get mad at what they say, and they also usually know that the technicality of their words gives them a free pass to say this insult/phrase to you all the time.
Jeremy: 'Haha, you're a homo.'
Samantha: 'Excuse me? I'm not gay.'
Jeremy: 'Technically, homo could mean gay OR homosapien, like you have two legs. So I wasn't insulting you.'
Samantha: 'Sorry.' *Thinking* You're technically ANNOYING. Ugh.
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technically 

A word used to preface a bad justification, normally following the person being wrong but believing they can talk their way out of it.
Technically, using a dildo from a mold of myself isn't gay. It's masturbating.
technically by Firk Mikus April 5, 2021

Technically Single 

The transitory status between being single and being in a vaguely serious/committing relationship. Used either to justify a casual lay, or to avoid it.
Often comes with uncertainty as to whether to update one's relationship status on social networks.
Example 1:
- "Guess what dude - I totally banged Sarah last night"
- "What?? I thought you were seeing Jane?"
- "Yeah man, but it's not serious yet. I am technically single".
- "Ah, ok then".

Example 2:
- "Man, I think Sarah fancies you. Why don't you two go out?"
- "Nah dude, I am technically single, but I'm going out with Jane and I like her".
- "Then you should change your facebook profile!"
Technically Single by LucaS79 July 10, 2014

technically 

Means basically. If some thing is complicated, or a smudge complex, it can relate back to the first bit. Just look at the example...
i drew a picture for my boyfriend, but I also decided to copy it and enter it into a contest; when i give to to him, i will say 'Technically, i made this for you' since that isn't the only reason I used it.
technically by -Sam- February 29, 2008

Technically Inclined 

Technically Inclined refers to an individual who possesses a bias in their skill set that makes them proficient in technical applications. This often refers to a person who works with or possesses advanced knowledge of computers to the point it is an identifiable characteristic.
a: "Wow, X knows a thing or two about computers"
b: "Yeah, they're quite Technically Inclined"

Technically Legal 

EG:
a StripClub Is Technically Legal.
Prostitution is Technically Legal.
Technically Legal by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012

technicity online 

Technicity online, a game based off the game "Zelda" online, but a lot better. Technicity Online is an RPG game with , magic, quest, basing, and more.
bro, come play technicity online with me. we can fight 1v1 using our magic skills.
technicity online by yoahi May 21, 2017