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keemstar tavern 

A tavern where Keemstar works and records his shitty news videos.
Devil: I wonder where keemstar's tavern is.
Devil 2: There is no keemstar tavern
Devil 1: But On Urban Dictionary it said there was!
Devil 2: Don't believe everything you see.
keemstar tavern by Mquwerty November 4, 2016

Fritz Tavern 

A small town garage bar located in Ohio that everyone wants to attend but only a small amount of folk get to experience.
Guy 1: Hey man, what’s your plans after this?
Guy 2: I finally got an invite to the Fritz Tavern! So you know I’ll be sliding’ over there!
Guy1: That sounds awesome dude! I see them all over social media but I’ve yet to get an invite..
Guy 2: Yeah those guys are crazy! I’ll let you know how it goes.
Fritz Tavern by 110Fritz August 18, 2021

Hickory Tavern 

references a small town in upstate South Carolina, which only has one red light, where there are almost no police. There is, however ,a volunteer fire department, 2 gas stations, and one dollar general, which the residents take great pride in.
Tom: I went to Hickory Tavern last weekend.
Larry: Why?
Tom: I don't know. There really wasn't anything to do. I did go to the dollar general, though. Looked like everyone in town was there...
Hickory Tavern by KateyMarie August 11, 2008

Sperm-Burping Tavern-Wench

noun - a boozy slut who hangs around the same bar every night looking for new guys to give blowjobs to.
"Man - I saw your new girlfiend - a sperm-burping tavern-wench if I ever saw one. She's got a face like the one on a bottle of poison".

penis ass tavern

to stick ones dick in a males ass for a long period of time often over night
I gave koa a penis ass tavern for two days straight
penis ass tavern by Jose' January 14, 2008

Hickory Tavern  

Dont Blink Or you might miss it. 1 Traffic Light, Pizza Oven, Crossroads, Sav-Way, Dollar General, Buck's Auto & School
Sara went to the Hickory Tavern Game.
Hickory Tavern by Sara Paxton August 12, 2008