tallahassee handshake 

When you’re naked in the shower and you grab another persons genitals as you would during a regular handshake. Usually used when setting a bet.

I gave Jerry a Tallahassee Handshake to seal the deal!

tallahassee handshake by Dbith57 June 9, 2017

Tallahassee Squeeze 

The Tallahassee Squeeze
The female of the sexual relationship is belly up on the bed while the male is standing in front of her. The male puts his index finger in her asshole, second knuckle deep and his thumb in her vagina, first knuckle deep. The male starts to continuously squeeze in a pulsating motion, tighter and tighter until he gets the Tallahassee scream. The Tallahassee squeeze is now complete and your girl will never leave you alone.
WARNING- never give a female the Tallahassee squeeze if you have that slightest thoughts of no commitment. She will NEVER leave you no matter what.

“Hey chad, remember last night? That Tallahassee squeeze has me wanting more baby”

Tallahassee Squeeze by Buttstuffer365247 November 22, 2019

Tallahassee punch and tug 

The process of giving a hand-job to your boyfriend while you’re fisting your girlfriend and he’s fucking her.

Just when I thought she couldn’t take anymore, he stuck his dick inside next to my hand, and there I was, giving them a Tallahassee punch and tug.

Tallahassee punch and tug by Gushyfysh June 13, 2020

Tallahassee Gas Mask 

To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.

I'm tired of my roommate giving me Tallahassee gas masks! I'm never buying a shower cap again.

Tallahassee Gas Mask by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017

Tallahassee Jackhammer 

A weapon created when a person shoves their turd into a sock and swings it as hard as possible and hits his enemy to their eventual demise. The harder/drier the turd, the tougher the Jackhammer. Another reason Tallahassee is known for its infamous nickname of "Tallanasty" and we can't have nice things in this dump of a town.

Randy pooped in his sock to make a Tallahassee Jackhammer and hit Steve in the head, causing a concussion.

Tallahassee Jackhammer by watermelawn March 17, 2017

Tallahassee Tussle 

When you hit someone with your car, you argue with them until they get mad, then you shoot em dead, and proceed to take the less damaged vehicle

Person 1: Yoooo how'd you afford a Lamborghini
Person 2: Got in a bit of a Tallahassee Tussle yesterday, but I managed to score this
Person 1: Damn bro, I wish I was you

Tallahassee Tussle by Black Jesus the Third January 8, 2019

Tallahassee Tinker Toy 

A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.

Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.

My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.

Tallahassee Tinker Toy by cesiophile August 28, 2014