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The C-list aka The Crack List 

The club scene version of the A-List typified by frequent club-goers who are notorious substance abusers.
Last night at the disco, all the big names on the C-List aka The Crack List were out and tweaking out. It was a red carpet event complete with dilated pupils!!!!!

The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack 

Sex position when you are penetrating a women from behind and you drop an oil tanker on her head. this imitates the hardships bill Paxton went through while filming the movie twister.
Yo, you'll never guess what happened last night. i was fucking amy and i gave her a little taste of the Pax Attack.

Jimmy what happened to lisa, she didn't come in today? She met bill Paxton last night!! if you know what i mean.

The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel 

This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.
The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."

pound the puka shell (aka pound the pukachoo) 

The act of rough sex with a woman, usually on the beach.
When Brian was in Hawaii with Jeni all he wanted to do was pound the puka shell!

The Big Boss AKA the Manatee 

The Big Boss otherwise known as the Manatee is literally the strongest person on the planet. He can also scare anyone and is as fast as a fast car, so I'll leave the rest of it to your imagination. Also he can have you fed to bees. Nobody knows how he does it. Also hates commies.
"Hey, you don't want to mess with The Big Boss AKA the Manatee, or you'll end up fed to the bees"

"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"

The team america (aka the hachmed)

A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"
I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face