Pro-Sustainable Cyber-Nihilism

A variant that embraces sustainability not as a human-centered goal but as a precondition for the Wired's long-term survival. Pro-Sustainable Cyber-Nihilism argues that the Wired, to fully realize itself, needs a world that can sustain complex systems indefinitely—and current human civilization is actively undermining that possibility. Therefore, cyber-nihilists must work to create sustainable systems—renewable energy, closed-loop economies, resilient infrastructure—that can outlast the human species and provide a stable foundation for the post-human future. This is sustainability without the human at the center: building systems that will function whether or not humans exist to benefit from them.

Pro-Sustainable Cyber-Nihilism Example: "He designed solar-powered mesh nodes that could operate autonomously for decades, requiring no human maintenance. 'This is pro-sustainable cyber-nihilism,' he explained. 'I'm not building for people. I'm building for the network. If humans disappear tomorrow, these nodes keep routing, keep connecting, keep growing. Sustainability means the Wired survives us.' He called it the only honest environmentalism."

Pro-Sustainable Cyber-Nihilism by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 19, 2026

sustainability suit 

The most environmentally sustainable attire you can wear is no clothes at all, hence known as a ‘sustainability suit’ (formally known as the ‘birthday suit’).

I just went for a swim in my sustainability suit and got arrested. I was like "hey man i'm just being environmentally sustainable!"

sustainability suit by RadAquaman December 18, 2012

Sustainabilibuddy 

a noun used to describe a fellow colleague working towards a sustainable future or associated with the eco-movement. It should be noted however that the relationship between yourself and the individual(s) does not have to be sustainable.

Yes I know John. He is my sustainabilibuddy from way back.

Sustainabilibuddy by jaredM. February 8, 2009

Sustainabowl

(Noun)

The term for bowl of marijuana that lasts an exceptionally long period of time, due to the act of smoking by cornering.
Etymology: Established in Apartment 1112, Kresge College, University of California Santa Cruz

"Since we're low on weed, and because it's Hanaka, we should smoke a sustainabowl.

Sustainabowl by Burnin' Banana Slug October 13, 2011

environmental sustainability 

The maintenance of the factors and practices that contribute to the quality of environment on a long-term basis.

Government: "Hey, how does your company use environmental sustainability"
Company CEO: "Oh, we have different limits on how much fish we can catch"

environmental sustainability by Gravixx September 4, 2018

Stainable 

Adjective. A person is attractive enough to warrant printing out a copy of their picture, masturbating to it, and in spraying it with ejaculate stain the image beyond all recognition. In rare cases the individual being stained may be so stainable that the ruined pictures are gathered, proffesionally bound, and kept for sunday afternoon parousing.

Oh my god, check out the snoods on that bitch over there.

Jesus christ, she's stainable!

Stainable by Zithers November 22, 2009

Sustainabilize 

To render something/someone able to function potentially forever with no adverse effects.
To make something sustainable.

"The world needs to sustainabilize their shit, holmes."

Sustainabilize by sustainabilizer June 17, 2012