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Running around like a striped ass ape 

I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.

crest-striped 

When a person of color makes a white joke, but it sounded too white that their friends try to avoid them.
person A: man i just got a new car
person B: nigga what ?
person A: yes, a toyota
person B: not a toyota !
person A: nigga is you serious? nah you are crest-striped for me
crest-striped by ensor gio June 15, 2020

candy-striped 

when a girl gives you head wearing red lipstick and leaves red rings on your cock
candy-striped by mystik May 7, 2004

White Striped 

Turned into an unredeemable (insusceptible of reform) follower and devotee of "The White Stripes" band and John Anthony Gillis a.k.a Jack, and Meg White.
To listen to White Stripes´ music and think that you wasted the latest years contented with any other music or band.
To think that the French should celebrate on July 14th the first presentation of The White Stripes (Detroit, 1997) instead of the French Revolution (July 14th 1789)
A: "Today, July 14th, the French are celebrating the first presentation of the White Stripes."
B: "How do you know."
A: "A French friend sent an email telling me that today, July 14th, is a national holiday in France... those frenchies are soooooo cool."
B: "Fuck man, you are so White Striped!!!
White Striped by rperazag July 17, 2010

brown striped sweater 

the most hideous sweater you have ever seen, sometimes referred to as "shop rag", they must be in-expensive as people seem to purchase more than one. The material must also be quite thin as holes are common.
Wow, cool brown striped sweater, did you get that at a thrift store

The best time to wear a striped sweater 

All the time
I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." *queue music* The best time to wear a striped sweater ... Is all the time....
One with a collar... Turtle neck... thats the kind. Cause when you're wearing. That one... speical...sweater