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WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR 

YA KNOW ITS FUN RIGHT? IM NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE MY OPINION BUT GIVE IT A TRY THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
NOT CONVINSED YET? OK. I'LL CUT U A DEAL! THE GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE! AND THATS A GREAT PRICE!

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR <-- Needed to put this here. plz dont kill me

Pet Simulator X 

The crippling addiction Pet Roblox game. Known for it's screenshitted NFTs & P2W aspects. It's mostly played by kids around the age of 9. Preston the owner has a ton of money from people addicted from his drugged game.
TL;DR The Adopt Me for boys
Person 1: Can we play Pet Simulator X?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, that game is shitty
Pet Simulator X by flushe January 14, 2022

Microsoft Flight Simulator X 

A flight simulator, developed in October of 2006.

Eats alot of computer resources, needs powerful computer to run.
Guy: Hey, I just got Microsoft Flight Simulator X. I can fly military planes and stuff!
Person: Cool. Whats your FPS?
Guy: Eh.....12...

Tower delay simulator 

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator

Yandere Simulator 

Something that will never happen
A: Have you heard of Yandere Simulator
B: Oh yeah, my grandmother has been waiting for it's release since she was 12
Yandere Simulator by GrilledGoat January 10, 2022

Stimulationous Maximus 

(Noun) When an individual, under the influence of marijuana, induces sensory bombardment and exceeds the brain's finite capacity for sensory input. The brain's ability to filter specific negative stimuli is non-operational resulting in a chaotic increase of irrational sensory analyzation. The individual may feel that he/she is at the mercy of the weed, as if poisoned by skewed perceptions of reality.

Frequently caused by inability to achieve Marinationous Maximus. Entailed by excessive visual, auditory, and sensory stimulation.
Stoner 1: Dude, this is way too much. You're dog is plotting against us.

Stoner 2: (Stoner 2 grasps Stoner 1) For the love of God, make this Stimulationous Maximus stop.