Dirty Stetson 

To rub your fingers in your sweaty arm pit, ten rub it across someones upper lip un-expectedly. So they will smell it the rest of the day.

Ha Ha! I just ran by and gave Courtney a Dirty Stetson, I bet she'll be enjoyin' that all day.

Dirty Stetson by John The Man January 9, 2009

stetson 

Cool, sweet or even awesome

yo hommie that hat is stetson

stetson by Sir Winston ChurchHill August 21, 2006

Stetson 

The cologne of the true American ladies man. Stetson is the key to any woman's heart. With it's deep musty smell, it's a classic that will never go out of style. Check out Stetson: Untamed, get it while it's hot people.

Woman: EWW what's that smell!!!?
Stetson Wearer: That's the smell of desire, baby.

Stetson by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

seasoned penis 

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve

"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"

seasoned penis by Swift2 August 5, 2012

seasoned pussy 

An older woman's vagina whose been very sexually active throughout life

That really friendly 55 yr old lady by the bar has some seasoned pussy.

The hot ass old women in those tight, tiny ass dresses by you, are seasoned pussy !

seasoned pussy by boredom_at_best1116 November 16, 2017

Seasoned 

Seasoned = adding flavor.

To be seasoned is to be acceptable of other cultures, whether is by learning about it or practicing them.

Not to be confused with being "cultured".

ex1:

You know, ever since Carl started dating that Latina he became seasoned.

ex2:

friend1: Sofia started talking to Jun and now she wants to go get boba everyday
friend 2: she has been seasoned.

Seasoned by isisgabs April 30, 2020

Seasoned 

Everyone has got this word wrong, to be seasoned means you fucked up your brain so much on drugs that you can't do any of the old things that you used to be able to do and/or to have perntamently fucked yourself up to the point where you don't have an idea whats going on anymore

Jack: Hey why aren't you in college

Jim: I want to go to college but I am too seasoned man

Seasoned by Mit da Shit December 22, 2008