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Squirreling

Pronounced Squirrel-ing, it is the act of a man and a women having sex in a tree.
Man: Hey do you think that tree would be good for squirreling?
Woman: Yea babe I love having sex in trees.
Squirreling by Cecilianumber1 October 29, 2012

squirreling

The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.
On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.

In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.
squirreling by Ervty August 4, 2017

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.
Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.
squirreling by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017

Squirreling

Verb: The act of nutting your load into a lady’s mouth and she tucks the nut away in her cheek.
I was squirreling a lady when she laughed and then there was mess on the dressing room floor.

squirreling

Bro, I was squirreling all up in her last night.

Squirreling

The act of inserting both (or one) testicles inside a woman's vagina, thus replicating a squirrels predilection for the hiding of nuts.
Mandy didn't want me to put my dick in, so we were squirreling all night instead.
Squirreling by Aaacey July 4, 2019