squirrel squad
My little homie who died the other day. RIP squirrel squad. Nicks and asshole for choking you with that tic tac.
squirrel squad by Oli Hofs February 18, 2009
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Squirrel Style
bending over in a in the fetal posistion with your ass up in the air and a few nuts ready for action
Squirrel Style by L on a stick February 12, 2006
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Squirrelly Saunter
The way you walk after someone pushes your testicles into your rectum during sexual intercourse, so named for the squirrel, who hides its nuts.
"That guy is walking slyly, yet demurely."
"Yes, he's doing the squirrelly saunter."
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"That sex was hot last night, but today I had to squirrelly saunter into work."
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"That guy dances like his balls are up his ass. He's doing the Squirrelly Saunter."
"Yes, he's doing the squirrelly saunter."
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"That sex was hot last night, but today I had to squirrelly saunter into work."
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"That guy dances like his balls are up his ass. He's doing the Squirrelly Saunter."
Squirrelly Saunter by Virgovibes December 23, 2008
squirrel stew
squirrel stew by Meatball1989 April 15, 2009
squirrel skinner
Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.
squirrel skinner by Fat_n_forty January 18, 2015
The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822
In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.
"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"
"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."
"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."
The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822 by ChodeRash January 14, 2015
squirrela squirrelison
"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."
"So you ran over Squirrela Squirrelison, Squirrely's wife? Don't worry, she'll be back!"
(look the next day and her body will be gone...)
(because she gets hit all of the time, she has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)
"So you ran over Squirrela Squirrelison, Squirrely's wife? Don't worry, she'll be back!"
(look the next day and her body will be gone...)
(because she gets hit all of the time, she has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)
squirrela squirrelison by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008