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The Squincher Squeeze 

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.
Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
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Squished Cumburger 

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.
That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

Squinch Marks 

Noun (plural) - marks left across ones butt cheeks (usually brown) horizontally protruding outward from the anus, caused by prematurely pinching off a full loaf in mid-squeeze. This usually results in "mud-butt" and "sticky cheeks".
Michelle heard Robin screaming about something mindless in the office, and was forced to pinch off a fat loaf, resulting in squinch marks for the duration of the day.
Squinch Marks by Mudd Butt Jr. September 19, 2012

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.
If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

Squished Doughnut 

When your having sex with a girl and she clenches her cheeks and she cums.Just like when you squeeze a jelly doughnut
Gf.Hey babe you want a squished doughnut.
BF.You know I do.

SquinchBop Scquarpoonts

person:"Oh h3ll naw, Squinchbop Scquarpoonts is yelling at the sknayl!"
"Oh heavens no, the squinchbops are plentiful!"

stick squished 

When a male had his penis squished in an origice that is tight.
Dude, Jimmy Nutwood is gettin stick squished by that nubile blonde.
stick squished by Jeff123Jeff October 6, 2018