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squiggly porn

cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!
joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn

had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
squiggly porn by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

squiggly diggly 

a penis with Parkinson's disease. aka) violently shaking at all times.
Jessica! I was about to fuck Joe and I found out he has a SQUIGGLY DIGGLY!! He ain't ever getting laid!
squiggly diggly by getoffmyblanket September 25, 2017

Squiggly Titties 

Titties with a dick between them
I was getting it in with those squiggly titties last night a had my dick between them like two scoops of raisins-RB
Squiggly Titties by mightknight February 8, 2021

squiggly herman 

the specific type of flatulence when you are seated and it bubbles up from underneath your testicles
squiggly herman by wiufatz2 May 5, 2011

Squiggly Dong 

The third private part on a transgender person(aka a trisexual)...DUH!
He says he's trisexual...so he obviously has a penis, a vagina, and a Squiggly Dong
Squiggly Dong by thenuggetmaster1111 September 30, 2010

squiggly bun 

1. huggable
2. nuzzable under the chinable
3. new baby smell
4. cute
5. my little girl
and that's that!
squiggly bun by Me October 19, 2003