squatch

a universal word used for any cuss word that you don't want to say.

Shut the squatch up you mother squatchin squatch.

by Stujypoojiation October 4, 2011

squatch

to have a go? have a piece of, say, an object like cake

gies a squatch of yer wine?
gies a squatch of your phone?

by miiiiiiiiimzandyzzy January 17, 2009

Squatch

Tall hairy man

bad ass} did u see that Squatch

by Squatchnigga May 29, 2015

Squatch

A very hairy pussy

Lauren has quite the squatch

by Cletus junker January 21, 2018

Squatch

The new word for cunt.

That fucking squatch cut me off! You damn squatch!

by Watchjonbeep May 9, 2018

Squatch

When a person is absolutely ripped to shit. Massively unnecessarily muscular and thicc.

Ben: The dudes in Michelangelo's frescoes are crazy squatch

by Thoughtsofadame May 2, 2020

Squatch

The end product of a hilariously vindictive act, consisting of the filling of one’s insulated hot/cold travel beverage container with a steamy soft-serve fecal Frappuccino. Also referred to as: Shitting in somebody’s YETI cup.

Look! Jim left his YETI cocktail cup at the party! Jim is an asshole. Let’s Squatch Jim.

Did you see the massive Squatch that Lisa left in Tanya’s tumbler?

by Fogoobeen March 16, 2021