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plastic splurgery 

excessive shopping in a short period of time, usually using a credit card
Molly was so surprised when she maxed out her credit card, but everyone knew she had a bad plastic splurgery addiction.

red splurge 

1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY
I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.
red splurge by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017

Gloop in the splurgy 

The action of smoking pot. Getting high asf.
Friend: "Yo bro I'm finna gloop in the splurgy."
You: "Bro u got any for me?"

SplugeTacular 

After jacking off for over 3 hours, without reaching climax, you hide behind some bushes, and snipe someone in the beak with your ejaculation.
"I wonder if i will get a medal for preforming SplugeTacular?"

"Its alot of work, but the SplugeTacular was totaly worth it"

"The eleventh kill in Halo 3"
the noise a wet fart/shart makes while you are sitting down
I don't know what was more embarrassing, having to leave the Mexican restaurant for new slacks after sharting or the loud slurggle that got everyone's attention
slurggle by bamasa37sb34 April 28, 2011
Slut that acts like a virgin or more commonly
a virgin that acts like a slut.
Example 1
'Man, the way she acts, I bet she has fucked every boy in town'
'Nah mate, she's a total Slurgin'
Example 2
'Have you heard Neka is a total slut now'
'No way, she acts like such a virgin'
'Yeah, she's a slurgin'
Slurgin by SnowBall_RozzaT January 25, 2013