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stirring someone's onions 

an analogy for observantly tuning into the needs of someone around you who is very wrapped up in their own shit or maybe others people's shit, so much so that without even knowing it they could really use someone to step in and help them with all that shit. Maybe you're just being a good friend and your friend can be a bit of a space cadet so you regularly steer them away from walking into traffic even when you think they might be paying attention. That counts too. If you didn't step in and "stir their onions" those metaphorical onions might burn. Those onions could even be literal, thus where the term was coined.
"stirring someone's onions", "my onions just got stirred", "stirring my onions",

ex: Hey, thanks for being a good friend and stirring my onions, girl. I just got so caught up with my shit, and other people's shit...it was real nice of you to take my cat to get spayed cuz cats in heat...well, that shit is weird.

ex: Well Jesus F*&$ Face! My onions just got stirred! Thank goodness you were here to break into my car and let some air in, I can't believe I left little Timmy Tommerson in his car seat for that long! Thanks Betsy, its been one hell of a day.

ex:

Me: Aaaaahhhh ssshhhheeeeiiiitttt man, how did you know I was hurtin' so bad for some Fisherman's Friends cough drops?
Person stirring my onions: Well I noticed that you have a bit of a cough, and I've seen you with the Friends several times now...you just seemed really caught up with getting drunk so I thought I'd grab some for you while I was out.

breaking someone's heart 

Breaking someone's heart is the hardest thing you will ever have to do. You have to live with the worst pain, remembering every second, the memories you had with that person and not understanding how you can hurt someone you cared so much about. Even the thought of them makes you sad. You make yourself feel pain because you feel like you deserve it. But you really do deserve it. Sometimes you just break down crying thinking about the pain you put them through. You can never take it back or change anything, and that's the worst part. You regret having those feelings for another person, making yourself hurt the one you were with before, and breaking there heart. You wish that you were the one getting your heart broken, not them, because you cant live with yourself now. You just wish you could take back where you went wrong.
dang, breaking someone's heart sucks.

B my L on someone's T's 

A quote in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which means, Blow my Load on someone's Titties.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name 

The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.
Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.

Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!

GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS 

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody
After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

i need to B my L on someone's Ts 

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.