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Social distancing 

Staying six feet apart to stop the spread of an illness.
Please use social distancing while inside the 99 cents store.

Social Distancing 

Staying a minimum of 6ft away for safety purposes.
“Get 6ft away or 6ft under”

“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”

“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”

“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”

“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
Social Distancing by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020

Social Distancing 

Interacting with other people from a long distance (e.g. : Your home)

Example : Video calling, Messaging.

Often mixed up with Physical Distancing.
Billy : Hey dude let's hang out at the usual place.

Jake : Nah dude, social distancing.

Social Distancing 

discovered by popular streamer, corpse husband. keeps someone away from your pool. discovered during the covid 19 pandemic.
ugh i hate badboyhalo but i love my pool
just use social distancing and it will keep him away!

Social distancing 

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."

Social distancing zombies 

In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.
I took my handkerchief out to blow my nose and the social distancing zombies scattered.