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fart snarker 

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them
my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!
fart snarker by ca artist September 4, 2009
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Left Sharked 

To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).

This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.
That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.
Left Sharked by broneeho February 4, 2015

snarkenfreude 

A compound word combining snarky (itself a combination of snide and remark) and Schadefreude.

Not only does one take joy from other's bad luck or suffering, one quips, preferably within the sufferer's earshot--witty criticism and critique of the sufferer.
"Mr. Cheney," the reporter asked, barely hiding his snarkenfreude, "doesn't having a pacemaker require the presence of an actual heart?"
snarkenfreude by Rarl Kove August 26, 2007

Snaked out 

A person that has done something grimey. or a snich
Snaked out by enyell June 10, 2008
A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.
When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.
snarted by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005
person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."
snorked by Xin_the_face_of_warX October 9, 2005