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A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".
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smashed the homie 

To be guilty of having had sexual intercourse with a person who is a friend of the person that you are dating, or hooking up with. Made most popular by pop star and Brandy Norwood's brother, RayJ.
"Son, I just found out my girlfriend smashed the homie!"
smashed the homie by whatuphomie December 2, 2009

smashed by a rhino 

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.
Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.
smashed by a rhino by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015

mactown brownie smusher 

When a rather horny male, takes a warm batch of brownies out of the oven and sticks his schlong into the brownies, for a warm sensible pleasure.
God danggit Jimmy! Get you schlong out of my brownies, you mactown brownie smusher!

bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking
I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.
a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through
a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window
smashed by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

smashed like joy 

(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.
I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.
smashed like joy by sniki July 6, 2010